When
the humiliating show ended, Chirkinian was back in my ear,"Now,
Limey, I want
you to know that if you wish to continue with this crew,
when I schedule
rehearsal for 10 a.m., you shall be in your seat at
9:45. Take it away at
16."
A
short time later, one of the tournament leaders bunkered his tee
shot into the
16th green, then skulled his ball clean across the
putting surface into another
bunker. After the poor fellow holed out
with a sorry triple bogey and retreated
into the pack, I commented,
"Now it's a whole new
ballgame."
"From
whom did you learn that expression, you dumb Limey?"
Chirkinian roared. I glibly
replied that I'd learned it from his
American underlings. "Well, let me tell you
this," he bellowed. "You
are employed as a Limey, and all Limeys speak like they
have plums in
their mouths—wah, wah, wah—and nobody here understands a thing
they
say. If I ever understand another word you say, you're
fired!"
I
was so distraught over my failure, I actually telephoned British
Airways, fully
intending to flee home to London, but all seats were
booked on that
evening's transatlantic flight. Otherwise my CBS career
would have come to a
premature end that weekend.
So
I stayed, and after some reflection, I concluded that Chirkinian
was absolutely
right, even if he had the strangest ways of making his
point. As I would learn
over the ensuing years, Frank was passionate
about making each broadcast the
best it could be, and his forceful
methods were simply his way of ensuring the
vision was achieved. I also
learned that beneath the gruff exterior was a warm,
compassionate man.
Over the years, I came to consider him not only the best
producer-director golf has ever seen, but also one of my dearest
friends.