That was an understatement. The Kingussie club is not
only the most
dominant team in shinty, it is—according to the Guinness Book of
World
Records—the most dominant team in the history of sports, having won 20
consecutive league titles while at one point going unbeaten for four
straight
years. Their stalwart is a fellow named Ronald Ross. The Tiger
Woods of shinty,
Ross scored 94 goals during the 2003 season, more than
the combined team totals
of Kingussie’s two closest rivals.
“I
think there’s a game this afternoon,”
said one of the putting lefties.
“You should stop by and see Ronaldo in
action.”
Sure enough, the
Kingussie lads were scheduled to take on a team
from Fort William in
one of the major events on the shinty calendar, the
Scottish Hydro
Electric Camanachd Cup quarterfinal. (Camanachd is Gaelic for
shinty.)
An hour later I was in the crowd, brimming with
cluelessness.
What I beheld was a sort of sports platypus.
Shinty is played by two
teams of large men who run up and down a football field
using hockey
sticks to hit a baseball into a soccer net. A match lasts 90
minutes,
involves 24 players and looks like lacrosse on steroids.
I saw the
golf connection immediately. Most players gripped their sticks, known
as camans,
cross-handed, swatting both forehands and backhands. The
curved-face camans
seemed to be extremely versatile weapons, capable of
hitting the ball off the
ground (there were some very impressive tee
shots) as well as in mid-flight (a
couple of guys had the timing of
A-Rod). On several occasions, players also were
able to “catch” the
ball, stopping it dead on the face of the stick.
Kicking
the
ball is permitted, as is high-sticking, and most of these manly men do not
wear helmets or pads, except at the knees. (It’s no wonder shinty was a
big hit
back in 1300 with the Braveheart crowd.) That said, the
official rules of shinty
run a hefty 48 pages, including a seven-point
anti-doping policy. In fact, the
game I saw involved few penalties and
disputes. A tacit code of ethics seems to
prevail among the shintymen.
It’s as if they know their game is an endangered
species that needs to
be preserved and protected if it is to survive to the next
generation.
The whole brutal ballet was fascinating to watch, and legendary
Ronald Ross lived up to his clippings, scoring five goals to lead
Kingussie to a
6–0 victory. My only regret was that in opting for
shinty, I had missed the
chance to play the Kingussie course. But no
worries, I’ll be back.
The next
time I head for the Highlands
I’ll make Kingussie my first stop while taking the
clockwise
route—north, then east, then south. Or I guess I should call it the
left-handed route.