There’s
more than one way to sneak in a round of golf. You could stretch a business trip
by half a day. You could tee off at sunrise and still get to your desk by 9 a.m.
That’s
standard stuff.
Or
you can rent a small plane similar to a WWII Japanese Zero, which seats
two—pilot and co-pilot—one behind the other so the co-pilot’s legs are wrapped
around the pilot’s seat. The plane has no storage compartment, so the only way
to cram two sets of clubs is to slide the individual sticks, one by one, between
the seats and the fuselage, then somehow stuff bags in around them. Now fly this
antique aircraft over hundreds of miles of open ocean, land at a leper colony
and make your tee time.
That
describes just one leg of a lunatic journey in the goal of Washington D.C.-based
Jon Cummings’s goal of playing every course in Hawaii. He started his quest in the early
’90s, making return trips to keep up with new course opening.
The
obsession began fairly innocently. Living on Oahu in 1990,
Cummings set himself
the goal of becoming one of the very
first to play
both of the two newly built
standouts on
Lanai—the Experience at Koele
designed by Greg Norman and the Challenge
at Manele crafted by Jack
Nicklaus. He
took a commercial
flight to Lanai, but ran out
of
daylight before he could get
down the mountain to play Manele. So he flew
home to Oahu, then flew
back to Lanai the next
day. On his way
home, grander plans
began to form.
Overlooking
the golf compulsion, Cummings seems basically sane. He
is an accomplished
amateur pilot, an engineer specialized in
stealth
propulsion systems for
submarines and a talented
bluegrass guitarist.
He’s an ever-inspired golf
partner and
has managed to befriend members
of the most prestigious clubs in
America. That trait has been Cummings’
ticket to Cypress
Point, Oakmont and Pine
Valley.His
recordkeeping is as
extensive as his zeal. Cummings has saved
the scorecard from
every single round he’s played. Through last year,
Cummings
had played 707
different golf courses in the U.S. and the
United Kingdom.