...you find yourself in Dubai over the next few days, apologies in advance: The golf course is closed—although we don't know which one. Justin Bieber, the 19-year-old singer who fancies gelled hair, tattoos, and pants that rest about six inches below his waist, wants to relax between concerts in the United Arab Emirates city by taking golf lessons and being alone. So his team booked an entire unnamed golf course allowing him some “much needed alone time,” according to The Sun newspaper. When he isn’t playing golf or singing, Bieber also might be at the local Wild Wadi and Aquaventure water parks, which he also was trying to keep to himself. Ignore all this information if 1) you’re not going to Dubai, or 2) you neither know nor care who Justin Bieber is. We promise to let you know when he tees it up in the AT&T National Pro-Am.