Admittedly it's a slow news week, a time for family celebrations and maybe getting the golf clubs out of the garage for the first time in weeks. If you're doing the latter, check carefully before tossing that old golf bag into your car. According to the BBC, a golfer in Scotland was rummaging around in an old bag in his garage and found a robin had deposited five eggs. A few weeks later, he had five wee robins. (That is how it works, we know.) So sing along—to the tune of that patriotic classic, "Stars and Stripes Forever"—"Be kind to your web-footed friends..." Happy holiday. Now get out there and bag some birdies of your own.